Choosing the right wingman is just as important as planning out your wardrobe. Consider the goal for the night and the desired tempo. It behooves us choose our friends wisely, we seldom realize the situations that can befall us in their presence unless behavior patterns have been recognized in prior situations. Remember no matter what they say you are always guilty by association.
The Rules:
The rules are simple, it is a spight or flight situation. You choose between annoyance or removing yourself from the situation at hand. On a constant basis this can become quite stressful and exhausting. This Volume is limited to new friendships, we will discuss how to handle long time friends in another Volume. We figured we would do you a service and give you a guide to save yourself from social misfortune early on. There are various types to be aware. They are listed here:
The Drunken Master:
This is the proverbial drunkard. He is never a problem until he has exceeded his limit and anything that possibly can go wrong WILL. Fights or multiple awkward moments may ensue without notice or regards to ruining anyone else's good time. This is the most detrimental wingman to have around. While he can be major fun during guys night out, just make sure you watch his limits and know when to fade to black.
The Chronic Cock blocker:
This one needs no explanation. He is by far the most annoying and aggravating to say the least. A night out with the guys is a safe haven, just don't play your hand to the opposite sex too quick, if at all in his presence, least he pounce in to ruin a potentially great opportunity.
The Motormouth:
You know this type, always trying to talk in a loud club setting and you can't hear anything he's saying. Most of the time it's nothing and often interrupts your nightly momentum. He will typically stick to you like glue as if there is no one else in the place. He ruins any engagement you begin by being nothing less than uncouth. He means well but acts as if guys night out means just you and the guys without any interaction from the opposite sex at all.
The Female Repellant: This guy couldn't land a bite on a single fish in a bowl. When he does it leads to more bad than good as the talk of you and the lame dude start to spread through the atmosphere. At this point your night at that location is finished. Move on or ditch him as soon as you can make a good connect of your own.
I have presented you with a few of the types of wingmen that are toxic to enjoying a evening. All of this of course is subject to nightly motives. In our next post we will explain how to handle these types accordingly. You have been warned. Thank me now or thank me later as long as you thank me.
"There is no such thing as an insignificant detail"
-JC Leyendecker
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